thedorkiestviking:

awolbucky:

whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral


  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

Clara Oswald, do I really not pay you? You couldn’t afford me.


I see into your soul, Doctor. I see beauty, I see divinity, I see…hatred.


salamispots:

day 16: something that represents your favorite song (radioactive- imagine dragons)


storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know


"Im not being pessimistic. I’m being a realist!"

zodiacsociety:

- Capricorn (zodiacsociety)


drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.

liberalsarecool:

ppaction:

NOPE. 

Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.


  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring